Papa bear and Mamma bear met in a bowling alley. Mamma bear was an incredible bowler and she had a lot of trophies. Papa bear was in the armed forces, he had incredible mechanical skills, and served in the Air Force. Papa bear married Mamma Bear and they had three 3 male cubs. The first cub his name was Diddly-do and he was very mechanically inclined and intelligent. A bit of a recluse but he was able to fix and repair anything, a very high tolerance of pain and he had a good amount of friends. The second bear cub was Doofus-dingus and he had some mechanically inclined skills but he was also creative; the life of the party everybody wanted to be his friend and everyone got along with him. The last Cub born many years later his name of Dingaling and he was all creative which made parenting him a big challenge because Papa Bear related more to the first two cubs and not at all to the baby cub. Mamma Bear enjoyed the baby cub but she too did not really know how to relate to him.

Many years later all the Cubs would leave the house and go their separate ways Mamma Bear and Papa Bear would soon sell their childhood home where the family had grown up and moved far away. The Cubs grew up into their own bears, but sadly they did not become friends. Through a lot of series of mishaps, mistrusts, lies and deception the baby cub would grow to not trust the other older bears brothers. He stayed as far away from them as possible; it took many years for the Bears to get together. When they did everything seemed to be fine but the minute the party or the holiday or whatever was over with everyone would go their separate ways. Mamma Bear and Papa Bear back to their new house and all the adult bears back to their families.

It wasn’t until much much later when Mamma Bear would fall very ill and pass away that we would soon start to see just how manipulative one of the Bear brothers acted. 10 years passed and Papa bear fell ill and passed away. Papa gave all the power of his estate and his finances to Doofus who revealed himself as to his true nature that the other bears. the oldest and the youngest, soon discovered that they needed to combine forces to combat their brother. Yet Doofus used his manipulation skills to interweave an evil lie to destroy their trust in one another. In the end he won the great prizes thru extortion and blackmail threatening lawsuits to both brothers. It came to the point where Dingaling realized what a messed up family of bears they have been their entire life.

This is why you don’t domesticate bears.

Ben