I have never been to Russia. It sounds cold and harsh. People who live an embittered life with terrible low wages, lack of freedoms and just an overall hatred for the Western World. Maybe some of them don’t hate the United States of America but probably most do due to the increasingly extremism found in online gaming.

So I am still playing the game I described last time I posted but now I’m an Alliance Leader for one team of players. And this week the Vs Raid was against some of the ugliest, dirties scoundrels and guess what – they are Russian. Deplorable, ruthless and vicious who pretend their words of disgrace and utterance have merit. Sure we can speculate but when they include actual photos of themselves – obese and rather lonely in appearance you know what you’re dealing with so I must share. Yeah, I’m judgmental and a bit of a prick but here goes my surmise.

Russian people must hate themselves because they hate this world. And wow that’s a lot of hatred. To be jealous is one thing that can be addressed but hate – that’s an entirely different powerhouse of emotions. They hit and hit and insulted and insulted – name calling like school children or an abused housewife who knows she needs to get out but her reliance on her husbands paycheck forces her to remain. They battle and badger, waiting for my protective shield to drop but once the clock hits zero they have to port back to their sewage lives and we don’t have to look at them again.

The village burns. They rejoice. But once the ashes settle and we rebuild they’re still living in a burned out village in a real place known as Russia. Cold, dismal, harsh, lifeless and filled with hatred. They cheer and rejoice because they showed those Americans their superiority only to realize when they turn off their phones or computers they’re still only making a measly $4.50/hr at a job they hate but know if they quit there are no new jobs to replace. Yet rent is 10x higher, gas prices are skyrocketing and their electricity and wifi prevents them from actual social media opportunities because Russian politics prevent them from any real amount of success. Sure there are scientists and attorneys in Russia but that damn Communism is stifling them to death and their only real success in life is destroying a pixelated village in a stupid video game. Put that on a resume, Communist!

We watch. We wait. They disappear. Hopefully we never see the runts again. Someone must love them. Even that obese Matilda who looks like a schoolmarm. You know the one – she has no real friends or family – a spinster – the unloved kind that never had children and never will who sits at home in her chair eager to get onto Tile Survives and obliterate strangers bases because there are no longer cats she can eviscerate due to the police record preventing her from owning another helpless small animal. Oh she’s a beaut – perfect for this game and we all quiver in our boots hoping she won’t attack us because she has nothing of any value including her own personality to share.

The leader with an impossible name to replicate or say, completely oblivious and their top person in charge of rallying the troops again – no one’s with zero valuable insight or personality spewing out words of disgust in a language too hard to understand. But there I am saying things to them that they cannot begin to rebut because they know I’m right. Lonely, desperate, embarrassed fatherless children and akin to theft and rape to bide their time, no less. I mean come on – if they act this way online you can only imagine how they act in real life. I’m sure pedophiles run rampant in Russia – all that secrecy and no one would remotely know who or what you’re doing as you hide from the Secret Police.

There you have it. I don’t hate Russia. I have THESE Russians. They are despicable, horrid and vile examples of that culture and because I have the freedom of speech I can write what I want and there’s nothing they can do about it. In fact if anyone one of those idiots left a scathing ridiculous comment, WordPress gives me the ability to word by word change it and have their comment sent to them to thank them for loving me so dearly and admit yes they have a problem. Not before I block their email and ban their account that is, however.

It’s “Thank God I’m not a Russian living in Russia and acting aggressively neanderthal Day”.

Cheers,
Ben