The Winkles are Not for Christians

Wow. Revelation. The Winkles are not for Christians. Christians are a little too snobbish if you know what I mean when it comes to anything that was actually created that they’ll partake in reading. For the most part they don’t read Harry Potter or Superhero novels or anything that is deemed Satanic or “worldly” yet they watch smut TV shows, go to R rated movies, are into Cornography and of course cheat on their significant others BUT they won’t read a superhero comic book because THAT’S Demonic and unscriptural.

I would apologize but I will not. The fact that Christians allegedly only read magazines for and about Christians not not a bodybuilding magazine or a gardening magazine tells you a lot. I mean come on – these people won’t even read their Bibles – the source of their infinite power and yet they scoff at my Winkles. I don’t understand. But then again I’m not supposed to understand.

So let’s talk marginalized groups. The Winkles are white. My wife and I are white. The plumber coming here on Friday will most likely be white. He could be brown but I’m sure he’ll be white. But what about the black people? The Mexicans? Maybe an Asian woman or a Russian Grandpop? Nope. I did have, however, a gay couple. And I left them out. Why? Because Christians don’t want to read about a gay couple. Nope. And they’re married!!!!! Even more forbidden. But why leave them out – really?

I was concerned children would ask questions and did I really want that burden put on their parents. For most people who might promote the comic they would say “Take out those demonic influenced, Satan worshippers and sure we’ll promote you”. But then again if they actually did say that would I want them to represent me? No worries. I’m self – published so no publishing company is gonna tell me what to do. But still what about all those kids that would have to ask – why are there two men kissing, holding hands and saying they’re married? And I would answer “Because I want it in the comic book world”.

We live in a diverse world now. And Christians don’t get to have some kind of say just what people can and can’t do until they vote on it and then they suddenly take rights, freedom and control away from people and honestly that’s not Biblical or scriptural – it’s actually a sin. A SIN!!!!!! You can’t be God if you worship God. Nope. Christians have dropped the ball in that court.

So now what? I’m not making yet another edit. Nope. No way. Now I’m going to make a short book called “The Simple (Sinful) Life of a christian” Because honestly don’t you want to know the struggles and shortcomings of the very group that makes so many people just down right frustrated. Yeah, Christians won’t like that book either but if I’m gonna keep the ball rolling on what Christianity rejects why not? WHY NOT?

Alright I’m done. Be good. Eat a peach. Be good to yourselves. I’ll have something new to rant about in 20 minutes.

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